The Candy Caper Case Continues
Not even the arctic chill of the air conditioner can cool things down at Waverly Place these days with the production office getting this heated. As per Detective Salvo’s orders, the staff has been assigned mandatory questionaires to help get to the crunchy center of this sugar-coated conundrum. Chris Cross and The Hamper have kindly complied with Salvo’s request, sparing no decadent detail on who they believe has a brad box full of stolen snacks.
Chris Cross points fingers at a certain penguin-loving ex co-producer, while the Hamper threatens to fire anyone found with pink-stained chompers.
However, could these threats and accusations actually be attempts to thwart the suspicions elsewhere? To cover up a trail of strawberry flavored bread crumbs leading down the production office hallway? To help this Gossip Wiz and Detective Salvo crack the case of the renegade runts, we can first look at the facts:
Chris Cross may be a selective snacker when it comes to these fruit-shaped treasures, but his loyalties lie with the bananas of the bunch. The Claw was, naturally, our number one suspect, but he’s also a self-proclaimed equal opportunity eater, his motto being “No Runt left behind.” Detective Salvo claims to have “discovered” the ransacked Runt jar, but could she merely be playing innocent to cover her own tracks? And Amy appears to be pleading the 5th for now, but it looks like she’ll be “cough”ing up some information soon.
Hopefully next week will bring a conclusion to this sticky saga and end the pink scare of ‘09. Will Detective Salvo be able to file this case under “S” for solved, or will it sit on the proverbial producer’s desk forever? Stay tuned to Gossip Wiz for your weekly sugar high.